Humidity and PMS: Miserable but Justified

Ahem.

I have something to admit.

I know that it's difficult to share a small space with me.

My mood swings depend on the day's humidity and/or point in time in my menstrual cycle. It's like a pendulum.

Future note for the next person sharing a room with me : When it comes to avoiding things that would make a typical person irritable, with me, there is nothing you can do. I am a full blown diva; there are specific things you will need to do and/or say to stay on my do-not-shank side.

Currently I share an office with my co-worker, who in time, became a pretty good friend of mine. We share a lot of the same interests. We have similar taste in music. She likes Sailor Moon. I really couldn't ask for a better office-mate so is wrong that sometimes I just want to close a blind in front of her face?

Yea, I really don't want to hear about another deal that you found in your spam email. Night night, face.

Most of the time, I really don't mind hearing about good deals. Who doesn't like a good deal? But she multi-tasks a lot of the time. She's one of those people that can't tell you a story without reading 3 emails, filling out an expense report and learning another language all at the same time.

Hey Stephanie! How was your weekend?

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

What's for lunch?

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Any plans for the holidays?

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

I'm going to feast on your flesh and suck on your corpse until it' is crimson black. Cool?

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

It's not that bad all the time. It just happens to be a humid day in the city.

I don't have patience for tourists and their fascination with skyscrapers. I get it. It looks like a fucking penis but why can't they be considerate like the creepos in front of the porn shop? Yo tourists, do me a favor. Try to get horny on the side of the street. Not in the fucking middle, during rush hour within the vicinity of Times Square. Why? Because I'm competing in a personal race and I need to get to my destination earlier than I did yesterday . You're ruining my momentum. Stop getting in the fucking way. If I could, I would clothesline a family of tourists. Kids, babies, seniors, strollers, pregnant women and all. Would I feel guilty? Nope.

Clothesline a family of tourists...Check